"Because I want someone who's good at it to give me tips so I won't be lousy!" His gaze was now determined to not be on Naruto, who was incredulous. "Because." the boy bit his lip, trying to will himself to continue. "Then why are you asking me to teach you about sex, if you already know everything?" asked Naruto, who was very much beginning to feel like this was a complete waste of time. "I just said I'm not stupid," Konohamaru interrupted. You see, the one topping sticks his cock into the one bottoming. "Yes," Naruto agreed, "but these two are the ingredients for sex. "I know what someone's dick and someone's ass looks like. "I'm not stupid," Konohamaru said, slightly annoyed. Naruto spun the clone around, and pointed to his ass. "Shut up!" the clone said, covering his now-hard cock with his hands, with very limited success. "He's totally getting off on standing there naked," Konohamaru snickered. "Okay, this is where his dick is," Naruto said, pointing to his clone's rapidly enlarging cock. The clone gave a sigh as well, and quickly stripped down. He looked at the shadow clone, and nodded sadly. "Shadow clone jutsu!" he cried, and a shadow clone appeared beside him.
"Why don't you show me?" Konohamaru suggested helpfully. "Shut up, will you? Where was I? Oh, right. "Okay, uh, sex is when a man and a woman -" "Okay!" exclaimed Konohamaru, jumping up onto the bed and sitting down. The double bed occupied most of the small room, but there was still enough floor space for two ninjas to spar on the reed carpet, if they wanted. The room that the boy led Naruto into was a spare bedroom. "Come on in," Konohamaru greeted, opening the door almost as soon as Naruto knocked. Don't they teach you that stuff in school? Naruto couldn't remember, because of course he didn't pay attention, but he was sure there was some Sex Ed. As he walked towards where Konohamaru lived, he wondered just why the kid wanted HIM to teach him about sex, of all ninjas. Naruto sulked back to his place and ate some left-overs that Kiba had made the night before. "Great! Meet me at my place in an hour." He skipped off, delighted that he got his way. "Watch me." It was Konohamaru's time to walk away. "If you won't teach me I'll tell Kiba all about you and Sasuke." "Fine!" Konohamaru stopped and crossed his arms.
Konohamaru ran up beside Naruto and kept up with the older boy's quickening pace. "I'm not going to, Konohamaru, so piss off." He groaned loudly as he saw Konohamaru's shadow catching up to his own. The blond-haired ninja began to walk away.
"So.? Are you going to teach me about sex, or what?" "What the hell, Konohamaru?! It's bad enough that you come up to me in a public place, WHILE I'M EATING, and ask to know about sex, but you fucking flashed me!" When they were out on the deserted street, Naruto exploded. Half a good bowl of ramen, completely wasted. He fished some money out of his frog wallet, and dropped it on the table. "Would you mind keeping it down, Uzumaki?" the resturant owner asked indignantly. Naruto yelled in surprise, and Konohamaru quickly closed his pants before anyone else saw what he did. "Look!" Right there, in the resturant, Konohamaru opened the front of his trousers to show Naruto his dick. "And besides, it's a little early for you to be thinking about sex. "What do you mean, what's the problem? You don't just walk up to someone and tell them you want to know about sex!" He looked at Konohamaru over his bowl of ramen. "What's the problem with that?" Konohamaru asked. "Eheh," Naruto laughed, blushing, "nothing to see here." He glared at Konohamaru and, once he was sure that the boy wouldn't say anything else embarassing, took his hand off. A few patrons of the resturant were looking over curiously. "Whoa, not so loud!" he cried, clamping a hand over the smaller ninja's mouth and looking around in alarm. But despite not having any of the qualities of a half-competent teacher, Naruto still didn't mind lending a hand if someone needed education. Thankfully he dreamed to take over the Hokage's position, not Iruka's. If there was one thing in the world that Naruto was not, it was a teacher.